A violist found a magic lamp. The genie made him principal violist of the symphony. He wished again and became principal of the Berlin Philharmonic. He wished a third time and woke up in the last desk of the second violin section.
A violist rubbed a lamp and a genie appeared. He wished to become a better musician. He woke up as principal violist of the Berlin Philharmonic. He wished again. He woke up in the last desk of the second violin section.
A musician found a genie. He wished for peace in the Middle East. The genie said that was too hard. Then he wished to hear the viola section play in tune. The genie said, 'Let me see those maps again.'
A violist asked a genie for three wishes. First: Make me a better player. Second: Make me faster. Third: Turn the page for me.
