What's the difference between the first and last desk of the viola section? About half a bar.
How do you tell a violist's calendar? They always come in a half-beat late.
What's the difference between first chair and last chair viola? Two measures and a key signature.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside people's houses? They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
How do you know a viola player is at your door? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
How do you know when a violist is at your door? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
