What do you call two viola players playing in unison? Counterpoint.
What's the definition of a minor second? Two violists playing in unison.
Viola music is written in alto clef because even the music theory wants to confuse them.
A violist tried to play a diminished chord. She diminished the orchestra's reputation instead.
What key signature has no sharps or flats? Whatever the violist thinks they're playing in.
What's a violist's understanding of dynamics? There are two: loud and wrong.
