In orchestra rehearsals, the violas are like Wi-Fi; no one notices until they are gone.
A rogue viola tried to play pop. The speakers quit first.
Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? Because recording technology is now able to eliminate unwanted noise.
What's the definition of an optimist? A violist with a beeper.
A violist was so lost during the rehearsal, Google Maps couldn't find them.
A viola player asked Siri for directions to the concert hall. Siri replied: 'Please stay home.'
ChatGPT was asked to write a viola joke. It apologized for any offense it might cause, then roasted violists for 500 words.
A violist's browser history: 'Is viola harder than violin?' 'Viola vs violin salary.' 'Can I return a viola?'
Spotify recommended violists try 'White Noise' for practice. It's the same quality.
Auto-tune for violists: Just record silence.
Google Maps for violists now includes a 'Get there eventually' mode.
NFT stands for 'Not For Tuning' according to violists.
