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Jokes about "positions"

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Viola for sale: never used above third position.

What are the three positions of the viola? First position, emergency, and defeat.

In Germany, the viola is called 'Bratsche'. What are the three positions of the viola? First position, emergency (Notlage), and defeat (Niederlage).

A violist was asked about their five-year plan. They said: 'Still finding the right position.'

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