How many viola players does it take to change a light bulb? None, viola players prefer the dark.
How many viola players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw it in, two to discuss how much better the old one sounded.
How many viola players does it take to change a light bulb? One—they just screw it in and the house becomes dimmer.
How does a violist change a light bulb? They don't. They leave it out because it's too dim anyway.
How many violists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't reach that high.
How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but they'll argue about the fingering.
Q: How many violists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they can't get up that high.
