Why don't viola players ever get lonely? Because they've got so many problems to solve with their bow!
A viola and a violin were racing. The violin won. It was a no-brainer.
When a viola goes rogue, even the triangle feels threatened.
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
What's the range of a viola? As far as you can kick it.
