A viola player's favorite game? Hide and seek—their music skills make them the perfect hider because everyone leaves immediately!
Why don't viola players ever play hide and seek at concerts? Because good luck finding an audience willing to hide!
Why do violists never win hide and seek? The sound gives them away even when they are silent.
Why don't violists play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding a viola.
What's a violist's favourite game? Musical chairs.
