What's the difference between a viola player and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four!
A viola player's idea of fine dining: Playing for tips while eating alone.
A viola player's favorite food: Anything with a lot of seasoning. Maybe it'll mask the sour notes.
What is a viola player's favorite food? Flat bread.
Two violists were snail hunting in France. They returned empty-handed hours later. 'What happened?' 'Every time we tried to grab one, it rushed away!'
The violist thought fermata was a type of pasta.
