How do you keep your violin from getting stolen? Put it in a viola case.
Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a violin case? They think he's carrying a viola and might be about to use it.
Why is a viola like a lawsuit? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
What's the similarity between a viola and a lawsuit? Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
How do you keep your jewelry safe? Put it in a viola case - no one will ever look there.
